Just one thing: The Middle is not set in Indy. It's set in the fictional town of Orson, which is depicted as several hundred miles away from Indianapolis. Basically, Podunk. » 3/26/15 10:45pm Thursday 10:45pm

I do the same to my crotch droppings, because they have age related stupidity and stand right in my blind spot. That is, they sneak up on me and stand directly under my boobs. » 3/04/15 4:54pm 3/04/15 4:54pm

OMG, that's one of my mom's unventions. If that is taco seasoned meat on top of spaghetti, that is. We are not Midwestern; my mother is just a big old stoner. » 3/03/15 2:31pm 3/03/15 2:31pm

You can a Tablespoon in a gallon of water as a spray to treat powdery mildew on your squash, melon, and cucumber plants. Also, apparently cannabis. » 3/02/15 3:39pm 3/02/15 3:39pm

You do! I find it oddly relatable, despite the fact that I was not a rap obsessed Taiwanese boy growing up in Florida in the 1990's nor an over anxious Tiger Mom. » 2/25/15 5:49pm 2/25/15 5:49pm

Look at all the prior edits. This one is my favorite: "Barbieri earned his [[Juris Doctor|law degree]] from [[Western State University College of Law]], a for-profit institution that apparently will admit anyone with a pulse." » 2/23/15 9:36pm 2/23/15 9:36pm

Well, that's ok, but winter in PA means: potatoes, squash, apples, root vegetables. ad infinitum. Luckily we won't get scurvy if we eat the potato skins, but ughhhh.

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It's really nice to be able to grocery shop without some lame PUA attempting to pick me up, and then calling me a fat cow when I spurn his attentions. » 2/15/15 8:52am 2/15/15 8:52am

The second scenario doesn't work for me, because I have an open door policy with my good friends. They are allowed to come over uninvited for any reason and know how to let themselves in, and if I were sleeping, and they needed to come over in the middle of the night for some reason, they would not want to wake me… » 2/05/15 10:04am 2/05/15 10:04am

Please don't forget pre/perimenopausal women. Let's turn that thermostat down by 8-10 degrees. And open all the windows, turn on all the fans, and serve up some lemonade. » 2/05/15 8:46am 2/05/15 8:46am

What exactly do you think a grandma is? Some feeble white haired old lady? A couple of generations of teen pregnancy results in grandmothers too young to be considered cougars. I have some of those in my own family tree thanks to poverty and ignorance. » 2/05/15 8:19am 2/05/15 8:19am

I didn't remember chicken pox being that bad. I remembered staying home from school and eating Popsicles and jello and soda and watching a lot of cartoons. My mother, fortunately, set me straight about how bad my case of it was. She apparently spent two weeks terrified I was going to go blind, because I had lesions… » 1/26/15 9:11am 1/26/15 9:11am