They seriously are. I took them with me on a road trip and they were so nice when I was stuck in the middle of nowhere and all sweaty and having to get back into a hot car (because a car gets hot fast in the desert in the summer), and you know, know shower in a car! I thought the powder finish would be bothersome,… » 8/19/14 9:02pm 8/19/14 9:02pm

Chipotle is not a private establishment. It's a place of public accommodation. That's why they are required to comply with the ADA and not just say, "Too bad, so sad you crippled fuckers" and ignore the laws that require them to make their business accessible to the disabled. » 8/02/14 1:11pm 8/02/14 1:11pm

Yeah, since we're referring to the parts we can see during a quick trip to the bathroom, we say penis/vulva. My 3 yo is very proud to announce that he and daddy have a penis, but his mommy and baby sister have vulvas. He does think we will some day grow penises...still working on that. » 7/30/14 1:21pm 7/30/14 1:21pm

What a smart little boy. BTW, how in the Sam Hill was she able to drive, text, and reach into the back seat to rip the phone out of his hand and throw it out the window? Let me guess. Just like she doesn't believe that vaccine preventable diseases are dangerous, she probably also doesn't believe that children are… » 7/28/14 9:30am 7/28/14 9:30am

I follow a couple of bloggers in my state, and yes, they got dropped from the affiliate program when Illinois decreed that Associates were considered a "physical presence" in the state. It did hurt their income, but fortunately not enough to harm their families. » 7/19/14 12:28pm 7/19/14 12:28pm

Well, then, I guess when I'm out with my son, or my husband is our with our daughter, we are just fucked if we need to take a piss. Since chromosomes determine who is allowed to walk through which fucking door. I guess we'll just start taking our piss in the Hobby Lobby fabric section. Fake fur isn't good for much… » 7/19/14 10:59am 7/19/14 10:59am