The second scenario doesn't work for me, because I have an open door policy with my good friends. They are allowed to come over uninvited for any reason and know how to let themselves in, and if I were sleeping, and they needed to come over in the middle of the night for some reason, they would not want to wake me… » 2/05/15 10:04am 2/05/15 10:04am

What exactly do you think a grandma is? Some feeble white haired old lady? A couple of generations of teen pregnancy results in grandmothers too young to be considered cougars. I have some of those in my own family tree thanks to poverty and ignorance. » 2/05/15 8:19am 2/05/15 8:19am

I didn't remember chicken pox being that bad. I remembered staying home from school and eating Popsicles and jello and soda and watching a lot of cartoons. My mother, fortunately, set me straight about how bad my case of it was. She apparently spent two weeks terrified I was going to go blind, because I had lesions… » 1/26/15 9:11am 1/26/15 9:11am

This article states that she is a double amputee, but she's nearly a triple amputee. Her right arm was badly damaged in the accident and they very nearly had to take it off at the elbow. She had to endure months of excruciating therapy to save it. She's a badass. » 1/20/15 10:43am 1/20/15 10:43am